![]() ![]() “Yuckity yuck! I totally forgot to put on my sweat stopper this morning. “Sorry, I was sweating buckets back there.” The Intoxibella sniffed her armpits. Well, this lengthy and in-depth personal description can only be for one of many Tyra’s avatars in this book - Ci~L. Large emerald eyes with mile long lashes that seemed to look into your soul, knowing exactly what you desired - needed - at any given time. The girls saw shimmering caramel-colored skin, the very skin that had made trillionaires of quite a few CEO’s of skincare companies.įull soft-looking lips with the deep cupid’s bow that had inspired so many girls to wear Glow-Glow lip gloss. ![]() You still have a mile and a half to go before you get to the parking lot, and then another mile before you get to the monorail or the boat, and then another twenty minutes before you get to the gate where you wait in line for another forty-five minutes before you get the tickets to actually enter the Magic Kingdom!!!Īnd then she picks a cotton skirt that “barely covered her butt” and ‘boots with alternating strips of leather and canvas” This dressing scene goes on for almost a page.Īnd FINALLY, before I can worry that we’re going to go through the same process of her choosing hair accessories and what color earrings she’s going to wear, the tornado dissipates. This is only like that stop at Disney World where you pay for parking. Just one-up everyone, Took, and say that your whole family got slaughtered by a powerful dark wizard or something.īefore you can say “Are we there yet?” the girls arrive back at the mountain where they see the Modelland gates, “a wide expanse of bright orange and red flames shooting from the top of the mountain and voodoo-style drumbeats sounding from the ground.” This sounds more like the beginning of a Temple of Doom-style ceremony than the welcoming invites of a modelling school. Well, Tookie hasn’t, but not one to feel left out says, The girls find they have some thing in common, though. Where did they come from? Why are they reavers? Hah! Apparently you haven’t been paying very close attention to the book because you would know by now that anything even remotely interesting gets left by the wayside while we travel to a modelling school. “Think less pancakes and piecrust and more pancreas and thymus. Heh, what some people will do for dessert. Piper tells the girls that the LeGizzards live outside SansColor and thrive off Colorian sweetbreads. Like seriously, that was the ending to Tyra’s chapter-hanger. The Scout and the girls are now hovering above a war-torn concrete jungle that surrounds SansColor with a horde of demonic yellow-eyed jungle inhbitants, called LeGizzards, poised to throw gigantic spears at them. But then all tension dissipates when the LeGizzards, instead of throwing their spears at the Scout, charge the domed-in city instead. The chilling escape, of which we’re apparently not going to be a part of, continues! Will our heroes make it out alive? ![]()
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